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Fri, 25 May 2012 13:41:34 -0400

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Fri, 25 May 2012 12:23:54 -0400

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broissey: Chris Isaak - Wicked Game THIS IS MY JAM

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:21:31 -0400

broissey:

Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

THIS IS MY JAM

Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:16:01 -0400

Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)

interweber: terrysdiary: Frank Ocean at my studio #20 Marry...

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:03:44 -0400

interweber:

terrysdiary:

Frank Ocean at my studio #20

Marry me.

BREAKING: Terry Richardson had sex with Frank Ocean!

nickdouglas: chavielieber: While some laugh at Daniel Tosh’s...

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:24:34 -0400

nickdouglas:

chavielieber:

While some laugh at Daniel Tosh’s obnoxious and offensive humor, others don’t give in to the racism and sexism. My story on Tosh’s show ripping on women…

LOL at Tosh’s face

getbangedon: 2012 NBA Playoffs Kobe Bryant drives baseline and...

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:28:17 -0400

getbangedon:

2012 NBA Playoffs

Kobe Bryant drives baseline and finishes with the nasty reverse slam in Game 5 against OKC.

@GetBangedOn

in your mouf

fockshandlr: serial-killers-101: Letter written by Jack...

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:11:20 -0400

fockshandlr:

serial-killers-101:

Letter written by Jack Trawick to Britney Spears

My Dear Britney Spears,

Seldom does a talent like yours come along. Your voice could make the angels cry and the devil become pure and sweet. People like Charles Manson would melt his ice-cold heart if he would just let your music flow over him. You truly are a role model and an idol to most adolescent females. You not only touch their hearts but you give them a reason to celebrate.

However, I am a sexually motivated serial killer and if it were up to me I would strip you nude, tie you to a bed and taste all of your femininity. Once I had ripped your pussy almost out of its hiding place, and while you were still conscious and aware of your surroundings, I would hack your grape sized nipples and your finger sized clit from your then non virgin body and make you eat them.

Next I would slowly and methodically strangle you just to the point of unconsciousness let you revive and start the whole process again. Eventually you would become a blonde, brain dead zombie. You would beg for death but I would deny you of that relief. Eventually your once sensual body would shake in your final death spasms. I would with the artistry of a skilled surgeon disembowel, dismember and behead your now useless body. I would scatter your individual body parts in the four corners of the earth. You would leave this earth totally unceremoniously and without any earthly markers. One day you are Britney Spears rock and roll singer the next day you would be little more than road kill.

You were born a dick sucking, pussy licking, cum drunk common gutter slut. You live as a dick sucking, pussy licking, cum drunk common gutter slut and you will die a dick sucking, pussy licking, cum drunk gutter slut.

You are on T.V. as I write this. And as I watch, I can think of no greater joy than to ravish and mutilate your selective surgery, silicon, body. You say that you are a virgin. Most likely you have been hopping on dicks since you were wearing juvenile diapers. Regardless of what you may think sucking dick and taking a hard wanger in your butt is sexual.

Well good luck in your career. If the singing gig runs a bit stale â€“ you can always be a porn queen.

Just think the next time you go anywhere I could be there waiting on you. Before you get carried away about all your security and body guards and blah blah blah no security is absolute.

Looking forward to our first meeting,

J

P.S. Write ASAP. Please send some lingerie photos.

For @augiemania

Photo

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:50:58 -0400

sinistersaz: More like brain dead.

Wed, 23 May 2012 11:34:14 -0400

sinistersaz:

More like brain dead.

this is what a moog was invented for

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:20:26 -0400

this is what a moog was invented for

Jizz

Wed, 23 May 2012 07:52:36 -0400

Jizz

someone made these

Tue, 22 May 2012 14:44:38 -0400

someone made these

Rented this movie from a Blockbuster (have you seen these places...

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:01:56 -0400

Rented this movie from a Blockbuster (have you seen these places recently? It’s like a big room full of cubicle walls and medical curtains and homeless people just watch shit TV.)

Who want’s to watch it with me?

"Obviously I’m excited for the birth of my first child, but at the same time, there’s business to be..."

Mon, 21 May 2012 14:37:02 -0400

“Obviously I’m excited for the birth of my first child, but at the same time, there’s business to be taken care of, and that’s what I’m here for is to try to win a Stanley Cup.”

- Ryan “Real Man” Callahan

Summer of Megadeth: this could have been like ten tweets or one blog post so here's to economy i guess

Thu, 17 May 2012 01:04:33 -0400

Summer of Megadeth: this could have been like ten tweets or one blog post so here's to economy i guess:

langer:

nobody asked my opinion on this (haha, whatever—blogs!!) but i just had to get this off my chest because a lot of people were hating on TED talks today and i started feeling that protective sort of feeling you get when a thing you’ve hated on so tirelessly for so long ends up on the…

"A thought-form can also act as a poisoning agent, and poison all the springs of life….A violent..."

Wed, 16 May 2012 10:10:55 -0400

“A thought-form can also act as a poisoning agent, and poison all the springs of life….A violent dislike, a gnawing worry, a jealousy, a constant anxiety, and a longing for something or someone, may act so potently as an irritant or poison that the entire life is spoilt, and service is rendered futile. The entire life is embittered and devitalized by the embodied worry, hatred and desire….and is held back by the poison in his mental system. His vision becomes distorted, his nature corroded, and all his relationships impeded by the wearing, nagging thoughts which he himself embodies in form and which have a life so powerful that they can poison him.”

- Alice Bailey (via reinventingthekarmicwheel)

"Anyone who’s remained stubbornly single through their 20s (or refuses to marry, or legally can’t)..."

Tue, 15 May 2012 16:36:00 -0400

“Anyone who’s remained stubbornly single through their 20s (or refuses to marry, or legally can’t) knows the financial woes of helping your friends “build a new life together!”: the numerous pre-parties (and required gifts), followed by the wedding (travel, hotel, clothes, and an even nicer gift). Marriage, in Western culture, operates on the model that a new couple needs “one of everything” in order to make a home, and should keep buying until they get it—and all those fancy cupcakes require lots of cooking gear too.”

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What Pinterest Taught Me About Marriage as a Capitalist Prison by Academic Coach Taylor

Slacktory: “This article covers how Pinterest fetishizes owning stuff, and how that relates to the Western institution of marriage, and holy crap, this is a genuinely insightful article that starts with an analysis of dumb ol’ Pinterest. Read it.”

The editor of Academic Coach Taylor is writing cultural analysis for Slacktory!

(via nickdouglas)

Ain’t it the truth.

I got married when I was a 23-year-old fetus. Way too early and way too stupid. And this started immediately.

The wedding gifts say it all. We got the bread maker. The knives. The one thing of every thing of all things. And we had nowhere to put it all. So we bought a house, but then holy shit there was too much space. So we bought more stuff.

We went through three houses like that. Two married children with better jobs and more privilege than they deserved, trying to keep the fuck up.

And I figured it out at one point. That I was really just buying things and waiting to die.

I spent the next few years learning to undo both of those trends.

I am a minimalist at heart in nearly all things. My mind and heart need the space that other things quickly occupy. And the trend described above will drown a person like me. And it tried.

After the divorce, I sold everything and rebuilt according to need.

And I have yet to buy a breadmaker.

They say Miami is heaven’s waiting room.

I say the consumerist Western marriage model is Miami’s waiting room.

(via luckyshirt)

burning 3 years of work.

"Woe to him who seeks to please rather than appall."

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:22:07 -0400

“Woe to him who seeks to please rather than appall.”

- John Irving’s Rules of Attraction - NYTimes.com (via rachelfershleiser)

CHECK OUT THIS PIC OF LARK VOORHIES

Fri, 11 May 2012 16:52:18 -0400

CHECK OUT THIS PIC OF LARK VOORHIES