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here’s the last meal I had at McDonalds.

2 double cheeseburgers
10 chicken mcnuggets
the equivalent of a mediums fries
medium coke

white ppl taught me how to

deadniggastorage:

take whatever i want & do what i wanna do in life and just make everyone else deal with it

YOU’RE WELCOME

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we go through life doing things we really don’t wanna do in the first place

deadniggastorage:

just so we don’t feel left behind or out of the loop compared to everyone else

and then when you are an adult it’s just called “responsibility”

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BRB, burning churches.

morenonsenseandgrizzlybears:

maurice sendak is greatness.

BRRR BRRR I’m a cranky old man who doesn’t see the value in owning less objects while still maintaining a high literacy level.

(via gypsytish)

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List of youngest birth mothers

redsuspenders:

oh god

This is the grossest thing I’ve ever read

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fockshandlr:

For Carlo.

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barackobama:

We’ll be feeding Instagram photos from State of the Union house parties around the country and tweets from the proceedings on BarackObama.com for the next little while.

If you’re feeling the SOTU fever (and if you’re not, why not?), come on by. Live feed for the speech starts at 9pm ET.

how about we stop using our duties to campaign?

Source: barackobama