December 2010
26 posts
Average DAPS Reader: Needs a New Faux-NSFW... →
There are literally less than 60 hours left in 2010 which means that if you didn’t get that kitten calendar from the office secret santa, you need a new way to figure out what day it is (aside from…
I’ll Just Leave This Here: 1 Man Village People... →
As entertaining as this is in a public venue, I can’t help but wonder what he does with these dolls in the privacy of his home…. Too much?
via The Daily What
I’ll Just Leave This Here: Sexy Bands Commercial →
Nothing like talking to strange adults in front of your child’s school about penis bracelets, and getting turned on by it…
Also, I wonder if squigglevision got a check…
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Test using Mars Edit 3
this is pretty dope!
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Randomly Generated Color Thingy
so I made this last week, and just put it live today.
Every .5 seconds this page selects a random set of colors to fill 3200 10x10 pixel squares.
There are 16,777,216 possible colors, when you multiply that by the number of colors being generated you get 20,922,789,888,000 potential combinations.
The math is as follows: P((256 x 256 x 256), 3200) = 20,922,789,888,000
view the static...
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Real Life Love... →
Okay, well maybe they aren’t in love but the fellow on the left is definitely in lust.
Seriously, how adorable is this? BRB gotta go mop the wall after my head exploded…
I’ll Just Leave this Here: Russians be Crazy Yo →
Told you.
via The Daily What and Buzzfeed
Average DAPS Readers: Needs to Throw Parties Like... →
But it’s hard to. We just don’t have a big enough bathroom, or access to that much champagne, or a reason to have people watch us on Ustream. The biggest hurdle to cross I think is that it’s far to…
“There are four people that you should meet and get to know if you are hoping to...”
– Guest of a Guest (via peterfeld)
Or, you know, fuck it and do something fun and impressive and email it to bloggers. (via nickdouglas)
Double Dream Hands Remix, 50 Cent and Chelsea... →
Truly, my biggest fear.
Quite possibly the greatest YouTube Poop ever, from the Master of YouTube Poops (now on blip.tv?)
Oh french people… you and your humor. (mad jelly I…
Average DAPS Reader: Can Decide What’s More... →
I was in the shower this morning, thinking to myself…
“You know what would be awesome? A photo of some hairy dude going down on John Travolta.”
When I went to my computerized news machine this…
Wikileaks is Important, Marathon Runners, Making... →
Best Piñata Ever
Want to exploit the new Facebook layout. Me too.
I hope you are paying attention to this whole Wikileaks thing. And no, not the /b/tarded group of “anons” that are…
BREAKING NEWS! CNN AIRS DIARRHEA SCENE FROM DUMB... →
THAT WAS AWESOME.
I’ll Just Leave This Here: Pervy Santa Gets... →
Ho-Ho-Ho
Average DAPS Reader: Is Just an Ignorant,... →
I wrote the title like that on purpose…
Website/blog, Very Small Array, released a map of the United States with each state name including the first Google auto-complete term associated with it….
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critter’s: Overworked... →
This poor little guy is seemingly at the end of his long shift…
Watching, always watching, don’t these fools realize that we are in a zoo and no one is going to eat us?…
AM-DJ: Pretty Soon You’re Gonna be Dead →
This past week marked the anniversary of John Lennon getting shot and killed. Which kinda sucks cause he was a pretty brilliant man.
One thing that always kinda bums me out is the “who is a better…
Bored at the Office: Bee Penis →
Okay, I’m gonna try something new right now. I’m recanting a tale of highs and lows, joys and sorrows and bee penises.
Our tale begins with me singing the only not-suicide-inducing part of the…
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Observe and Report.
Some dude slipped on some leaves at Walden Pond and almost fell into it. No one helped, or even motioned to, but everyone did say;
“Oops!”
I found that to be funny, we all stood there, watch him step and slip on leaves, then slide down a two foot decline into the pond. Well he stopped himself, and stood up. But the point I’m making is that at no point did any body there show...
Average DAPS Reader: Can Win $50 Towards Booze at... →
Howdy folks, how is your holiday season so far?
Miserable? I thought so. But isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
A few weeks ago, at our weekly DAPS meeting, where we spend 2 hours…
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: This Puppy... →
You ever put a turtle on it’s back? You have? What a mean jerk you are. Do you think you are God? What if I put you on your back? huh? Oh, you think you’d get up easily because you are a vertebrate?
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Waking Up a... →
This morning I woke up in a pool of infected sinus fluid, so I had to prepare my sheets for washing, but Margot, my cat, who is also a little under the weather, was sleeping comfortably near where…
AM-DJ: I Believe You Can Get Me Through The Night →
While the song you are about to hear is most commonly used for pseudo-ironic reasons (That 70’s Show, Wayne’s World 2, etc), you gotta admit, this song is fucking dope.
What’s really special in…
Average DAPS Reader: Has Visited DAPS Over 1... →
… and we didn’t even realize it.
Chris and I were looking at our numbers yesterday and we realized that we’ve had over 1,000,000 pageviews for a little while now. So needless to say, we are pretty…
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