augiemania
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this is me and dwayne.
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A Conversation That Took Place on AIM in February
- dan: i missed halftime :(
- me: LOL
- me: you mean gross music half-hour?
- me: RHCP were doo doo sadly
- me: but then again, I've never seen a half time performance I liked
- dan: except when JT ripped out janet’s boob
- me: meh
- me: \lol
- dan: but boobs you know?
- dan: i guess not
- me: lol
- me: bro, like boobs don't even do it for me
- me: lol
- me: boobs are just what men have, but bigger and making milk
- me: if janet jackson's cooter fell out, now THAT would be something
- me: nah mean?
- dan: hahaha
- dan: do they fall
- me: depends I suppose
- dan: dang
- me: imagine
- dan: no
- dan: noo dont wanna
- dan: unsubunsub
- me: like, a tarp of roast beef just bursts out of Janet's panties
- dan: there it is
- me: and it seemingly pours from her crotch, a sea of desaturated, wrinkly, brown flesh, begins to spread out amongst the stage
- me: causing the musicians to pick there feet up as if a water heater broke
- me: but it's not scalding hot water, it's janet jackson's labia
- me: as it pours off the stage, filling the football-field-sized football field, camera men, marching band members, and other field level bystanders grow nervous
- me: as the entire field level fills to the brim, all life has been smothered, including the woman who's leathery flesh now fills up the stadium
- me: people run for the exits, it's mass hysteria.
- me: in an odd moment, the flesh seems aware of the panic, and increases it's pace
- me: it will leave no survivors
- me: sadly, no one could have accounted for this, the exits are too narrow for so many people so fast
- me: thousands are trampled, which is but a fraction of the nearly 130 thousand who perished via asphyxiation.
- me: Janet's labia still spreads today, conquering all it touches.
- dan: what a string of messages to return to
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Bio?
Slightly embarrassed.
FLAM da GAWD
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yooooooooooooooooooo
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im abt aesthetics
but im abt being abt dat shit
not just looking like sum shit
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A fear submitted by cyranotorus and KattGuttz to deep dark fears.
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“The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.” — Martin Amis (via)(via deadniggastorage)
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Just found this via the audio.js demo pages. This is incredible.
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booty had me like
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Possible Vandalism on Twitter
Inspired by the recent wave of twitter accounts based on Parliament Edits, I began looking into making my own version for Staten Island’s governmental buildings. As I was trying to think of a way to get the IP range of these buildings, I figured that knowing when Wikipedia is anonymously edited by someone is pointless. Sure, the occasional staffer might be revealed to make their employer look a little better, but ultimately, who cares if a security guard like to proofread Lists of Lists?
What’s more interesting to me is Wiki-Vandalism. So I decided to track the feed of edits marked as “potential vandalism”. As someone who has vandalized Wikipedia (for lols and lulz), I know that usually these edits are funny and sometimes offer a ton information about the vandal or the item whose article is being vandalized.
This feed is published to the Possible Vandalism twitter account.
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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
Isaac Asimov.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
Hate to be the one to burst this bubble but Frankenstein is about as much of a sci-fi book as twilight is a horror book.
That is to say, it isn’t.
(via vukizzle)
