for @flambaby. Much overdue from Halloween.
should I feel blessed that Kristin is only guilty of like 35% of this?
(via chazzasaurus)
Source: alliehalfie
guys, I’ve decided to start a black metal band. It’s called SATAN COCK
here’s the last meal I had at McDonalds.
2 double cheeseburgers
10 chicken mcnuggets
the equivalent of a mediums fries
medium coke
white ppl taught me how to
take whatever i want & do what i wanna do in life and just make everyone else deal with it
YOU’RE WELCOME
Source: deadniggastorage
we go through life doing things we really don’t wanna do in the first place
just so we don’t feel left behind or out of the loop compared to everyone else
and then when you are an adult it’s just called “responsibility”

Source: slxppxd
BRB, burning churches.
maurice sendak is greatness.
BRRR BRRR I’m a cranky old man who doesn’t see the value in owning less objects while still maintaining a high literacy level.
(via gypsytish)
Source: adreamofathousandcats
Source: redsuspenders
We’ll be feeding Instagram photos from State of the Union house parties around the country and tweets from the proceedings on BarackObama.com for the next little while.
If you’re feeling the SOTU fever (and if you’re not, why not?), come on by. Live feed for the speech starts at 9pm ET.
how about we stop using our duties to campaign?
Source: barackobama
I just asked Obama a serious question that I hope gets answered during the State of the Union.
Hipster buttons: the official accessory of the Obama 2012 tech and design teams.
i feel like Obama is too busy being “cute” and not really doing his job.
Source: barackobama
Mah babies







